Blanket Rules

His Highness, Sir Sweetness has established some rules regarding The Beashes.

• Under no circumstances should The Beashes be found in any ones possession other than Sir Sweetness himself.
• No part of your body should be found on top of The Beashes.
• The Beashes may lightly rest on you if Sir Sweetness is in the general vicinity of The Beashes.
• Your nose and/or forehead may touch The Beashes. This action may produce a giggle from Sir Sweetness.
• Your cheek is not allowed to rest on The Beashes.
• Regarding touching The Beashes with your fingers, fingers 1-3 are OK, for full or partial touch. 4 fingers touching The Beashes will make Sir Sweetness nervous.
• 5 fingers touching The Beashes IS NOT ALLOWED, especially if finger number 5 is on the opposite side of The Beashes.

If these rules are followed peace will reign in the kingdom of His Highness, Sir Sweetness.